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Although you may think I am joking when I say that a fart can be a very beautiful thing, but believe me I am not. Infact I think that a fart is no laughing matter. When a fart occurs between two people who love each other, I believe that it can bring though two people closer together. Now before you declare me a lunatic, and have me committed please let me explain. My wife had been away visiting her family over the thanksgiving holiday. She had been gone for almost a week, and we both missed each other very much. Well the next day after she had gotten home we where lying in bed when I farted. It was not a loud fart but it did smell very bad. My wife was still awake at the time reading a book, when to my utter surprise she smelled the air and smiled. She must have thought I was asleep, because if not she surely would have slapped me, or at very least given me a hard time about it as she has meny times before. At that moment, I realized that my wife loved me so completely that she even missed my farts while she was away. This realization instantly filled me with feelings of love for my wife, along with confusion, because how could such a discussing thing bring out these emotions. The next day (after a not so restful nights sleep) I contemplated the advents of the night before when I realized what a special thing a fat really is. Now just think about this for a minute. Who do you fart around? Your boss? I don't think so. Or maybe your co-workers? Not!! Or how about that new girl you've meant? Definitely not!! How meny of us would let one go in the check out line of the super market? I know that I wouldn't. Are you starting to understand my point? It is all about having confidence in the person that you are with, and feeling comfortable with that person. It is like telling the person you are with that; you trust them with your innermost thoughts, dreams, wishes, and farts.
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